Oh, I didn’t know it was socially acceptable to wear denim underwear in public.
Brunch
This is perhaps the best “mission statement” I’ve come across. Ever.
“We are committed to providing our clients the most outstanding cleaning experience Ever! We are committed to providing each and every client, each and every time, with the most outstanding, friendly, far out, who could ever believe, radical service experience ever. Even if we are hot, cold, tired or sick!”
Hunter S. Thompson’s favorite breakfast:
“Four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…”
Duh.
Articles Worth Perusing
1) Of course I’m intrigued by the Michele Bachmann situation: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/08/14/dominionism-michele-bachmann-and-rick-perry-s-dangerous-religious-bond.html
2) Apparently, you can spend $10k/month on haircuts. Oh, and they own to Dodgers too: http://www.vanityfair.com/society/features/2011/08/mccourt-divorce-201108
3) Even if you’re not a Catch-22 fan, learning about Senor Heller is pretty interesting: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2011/08/heller-201108
So happy that just because my Pandora playlist was heavily weighted towards white-ish rapper extraordinaire, Pitbull, the ad wizards ruling the Internet decided that I should only have advertising en espanol. Win.
200th Yelp!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/morimoto-napa-napa#hrid:PDgJaKgQSmvBF-LRPFpwYw
Ek, it’s pretty dorky that I feel like this is an accomplishment…right?
Story of my life.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via perstephsanscouronne)
